Not so pregnant

I had my baby about a month prior to going to Babies R Us to pick up some items for him. As I’m checking out, I reach to pick up a slightly heavy box to put into my basket. The sales clerk yells “Oh no, you can’t pick that up, you’re pregnant!” Then she reaches and puts the box in the basket for me. Needless to say, after a month of having my son, I still looked pregnant. I never did get the courage to tell her I wasn’t pregnant.